| Name | Description |
| Summon Cheese | When you concentrate hard enough, a block of Cheddar Cheese is added to your inventory. You never know when you might get hungry or need a good block of cheese. |
| Location Divination | Through extreme concentration, you can locate who or what you are seeking as long as it is written down. |
| Super Strength | Dang! That's a lot of muscles! |
| Esperanto Slang | You may not know how to speak the language, but you picked up a few good words. |
| _Observation | The ability to detect and learn from the very subtle details. |
| Dodge Ballistics | Learning various techniques from observing the kids in gym class, you can hurl anything you can get your hands on at rapid speeds. |
| Art of Running Away | Improves your chances of fleeing a battle. |
| Charisma | Charm those around you to influence things your way. |
| Rawhide | Your skin is tough and leathery and forms a natural protective barrier. |
| Twenty Percent | Where most people can only use up to 10 percent of their brain, you can use twice that. |
| Medictation | Those with high enough Brain-power can concentrate themselves into an improved state of health. |
| Super Poke | Your index finger is incredibly strong. |
| Snow Plow | Very aggressive cold attack |
| Bionics | Part-human, part-machine... 100% fully functional. |
| Mighty Mites | The body attracts parasites that give you extra strength. |
| Sticky Fingers | The ability to take things from stores without their awareness. |
| Extreme Suave | Smooth... Real smooth. |
| Iron Skin | The iron in your blood increases so that you have a hard metallic layer of skin. |
| Bust-A-Move | A violent attack of vandalism in which you release all your aggression on some poor, unsuspecting object (or creature). |
| Graffiti | Sign your name, draw a picture, or otherwise mark your territory with this elaborate form of wall art. |
| Telekinesis | Mentally attack your enemy. |